I'm Oscar Montelibano....need I say more? Well Mr. Bedaña says this is too short, so here are some more scribbles and quiggles. I have not been expelled, nor thrown out of this or any school for that matter (although I was re- fused in assumption), nor have I been suspended, hung, executed, shot at. I however, have been subjected to a torture called pre-calculus....comparable only to the Auschwitz crematoriums....complete with a real live SS soldier to go along with the course.