I went to my first party when I was in grade three...oh no...maybe it was grade two. Well it wasn't just an ordinary stupid kid's birthday party, it was one of those real wild dancing parties we have nowadays. No kidding!!!

But really, I'm not one of those sickening hippie-hippie flower-power super-psychedelic magical mystery freaks you see roaming around town nowadays. I tend to be more conservative. (No kidding again, guy).

I have to thank this school for all the wonderful things it has done for me.